"Crazed Sex Poodle"

What kind of description is "crazed sex poodle?" It conjures up some very disturbing mind pictures. Did he cling to her leg, like a poorly-behaved little dog? Eew!

Although calling an expensive message therapist to his hotel room late in the evening doesn't seem innocent, I have serious doubts as to the veracity of the accusation because of the woman's description of the incident. I mean, where's the puke, the vomit?

OofDah! Wouldn't any self-respecting woman reflexively throw up if Al Gore's tongue was down her throat?