Stephen Colbert Testifies to Congress

So they ask a clown to testify before Congress.  Appropriate.  Congress is a joke.

What would a sissy like Colbert know about illegal aliens?  He spent a day with them and found it grueling work?  Means nothing.  Soft, non-working Colbert would find any "real" job grueling, including office work, teaching, and flipping burgers. 

He makes jokes about his inability to do manual labor. He suggests manual labor is okay for Manuel, but not for whites.  What rot! If anyone else intimated that, the press would fall over themselves calling, "Racist!"

It seems Colbert and friends think the only reason for illegal Mexicans to be in this country is that employers can pay them very little.  Of course, they ignore the reality that taxpayers get to supplement those wages with "free" social benefits. 

Who is actually benefitting?  Why, the employer, of course.  We taxpayers are subsidizing his business so he can pay lower wages and gain higher profits.  Meanwhile, citizens who would be willing to work for decent wages get shafted. 

Enforce the laws, prosecute illegal entry and make the employers pay decent wages. Both LEGAL Mexicans and whites will be better off. 

OofDah!  This issue is NOT funny and even Congress should realize it!

Illegal Aliens Screwing Us?

An illegal alien in Minnesota (illegal in that he had committed a crime of identy theft as well as being undocumented), got a tax-dollar paid surgically implanted inflatable penis pump. Yes, you and I paid for it!

Scott County (Shakopee) Attorney Pat Ciliberto, who is not sympathetic to this use of medical assistance said, "I don't know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure."

EMERGENCY? Perhaps I am naive, but I cannot imagine any circumstance where the inablity to achieve an erection would be an emergency warranting the use of thousands of taxpayers' dollars.

He was in such a hurry to screw the citizens, the tax payers, of America? It was an emergency? And which social service person saw this emergency and approved the expenditure? Please stand up to recieve our thanks. But could you explain why an alien criminal should get tax dollars for a frivolous procedure. Do you consider the inability to gain an erection a life or death situation?

So, folks, do you feel screwed? OofDah! You should, as should every taxpayer.

Keep the trailer; give me my liberty

Michelle Malkin says an 82-year-old homeowner in Colorado is accused of attempted murder, in the first degree, for shooting at two thieves.

The homeowner says he fired two shots at two thieves who tried to run him down while they tried to steal his trailer.

The poor homeowner now faces twelve, yes TWELVE, felony counts and could be in prison for the remainder of his life -- all for attempting to defend his property and life.

The thieves, Torres and Cardano, believed to be illegal aliens, have previous police records. One admitted the theft, but they are not being charged - not for anything!

Apparently being a legal citizen and a victim of crimes by an alien automatically make you guilty, while being an illegal alien is an excuse for any misbehavior.

Still, isn't it great that the homeowner apparently got to keep the trailer?

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