Illegal Aliens Screwing Us?

An illegal alien in Minnesota (illegal in that he had committed a crime of identy theft as well as being undocumented), got a tax-dollar paid surgically implanted inflatable penis pump. Yes, you and I paid for it!

Scott County (Shakopee) Attorney Pat Ciliberto, who is not sympathetic to this use of medical assistance said, "I don't know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure."

EMERGENCY? Perhaps I am naive, but I cannot imagine any circumstance where the inablity to achieve an erection would be an emergency warranting the use of thousands of taxpayers' dollars.

He was in such a hurry to screw the citizens, the tax payers, of America? It was an emergency? And which social service person saw this emergency and approved the expenditure? Please stand up to recieve our thanks. But could you explain why an alien criminal should get tax dollars for a frivolous procedure. Do you consider the inability to gain an erection a life or death situation?

So, folks, do you feel screwed? OofDah! You should, as should every taxpayer.